hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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