Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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