Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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