google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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