i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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