just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
is wine microwaveable?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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