they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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