whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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