Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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