don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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