I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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