He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
that is very illegal...i love you.
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