SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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