respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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