im about as happy as oj after his trial
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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