I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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