I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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