So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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