Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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