Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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