Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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