their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
