and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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