We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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