I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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