lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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