Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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