Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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