K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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