One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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