I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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