yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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