He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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