Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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