ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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