508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
