Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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