I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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