At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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