she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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