WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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