I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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