dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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