dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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