Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.