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(850): View more from Florida

All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.

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(314): View more from Missouri

he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.

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(586): View more from Michigan

He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.

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(858): View more from California

It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.

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(623): View more from Arizona

One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work

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(250): View more from British Columbia

This can only be settled by a dance off.

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