Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.