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• (310): View more from California

  I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (817): View more from Texas

  They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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• (813): View more from Florida

  EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home

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