Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.

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(616): View more from Michigan

hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job

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(440): View more from Ohio

You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being

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(847): View more from Illinois

If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

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(517): View more from Michigan

This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.

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(630): View more from Illinois

so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.

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