I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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