She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
