I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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