Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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