yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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