I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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