Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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