Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Farmville is her only friend.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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