that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Nobody cheats on THIS.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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