Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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