so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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