dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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