3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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