Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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