Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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