the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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